Updated 4-11-01 (1) You have 911 on your speed dial because every time you watch the infamous Juvy desk scene you go into cardiac arrest ~ SMOKIN' (2) You get strange cravings for rootbeer throughout the day and night (3) You have a vodoo doll in the likeness of Rebecca and you stick pins in it...OFTEN (4) You stare out the window at work daydreaming about JUVY... your boss calls you out of your fog and asks whats up? you blurt out the word "JUVY"... he looks at your strangely.... (5) You make 1,000 photocopies of page 170 in Hidden Passions and plaster it all over your room (6) You ask your friend to borrow her entire Passions video tape collection so you can record and edit every delicious Juvy scene that ever aired (7) You decide to name your firstborn child "Juvy Crane" (8) You buy a flask with the moniker "JUVY is Groovy" on it & use it to toast your favorite couple! Back to JUVY is Groovy